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Volume 9, Issue 15 Friday, April 13, 2007
Hello All,
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The following video from Google Video is one of my (and David's favorite)
Operation Red Flag - - 46 min 12 sec - May 10, 2006
Description: The video is about USAF and allied forces.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-317591162016551876&q=39012&pr=goog-sl
Want to see more cool videos?
Go to video.google.com/
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Greetings from Michael Yon:
I am in Basra, with our British Coalition partners, who this week launched a clever operation that lured enemy fighters into combat, a decision that proved fatal for more than two dozen of militia members and terrorists. Please click the link to read about Operation Arezzo. [http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/british-forces-at-war-as-witnessed-by-an-american.htm]
New readers will find the dispatch Tabula Rasa [http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/tabula-rasa.htm] gives context to my work from Iraq.
Another dispatch, with more than 100 photos of the 1-4 Cav at work in Baghdad, is nearly ready. What an excellent bunch of soldiers! I'll send out an announcement when "Desires of the Human Heart" is published and folks at home can see and read about things rarely reported.
I am energized by this embed with British soldiers, which has me in the thick of things with their soldiers who are engaged with the enemy. I broke yet another lens in combat with the British on Tuesday.
Before it got smashed, the lens was taking great photos, some of which you'll see in the latest dispatch, and others will be published in the coming days.
This site is wholly contingent on reader support, for which I'm truly grateful. In addition to keeping me in camera lenses, reader support is the best indication I have of how important it is for me to continue this work.
Respectfully,
Michael
http://www.michaelyon-online.com/
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Go to http://www.pandora.com/ and search for “Pocket Full of Rocks”
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You will soon be able to pay for onboard Amtrak food and beverage purchases with the swipe of a credit card.
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Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she took all of the desks out of the classroom.
The kids came into first period, they walked in, there were no desks...
They obviously looked around and said,
"Ms. Cothren, where's our desk?" And she said, "You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn them."
They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades."
"No," she said.
"Maybe it's our behavior."
And she told them, "No, it's not even your behavior."
And so they came and went in the first period, still no desks in the classroom. Second period, same thing, third period. By early afternoon television news crews had gathered in Ms. Cothren's class to find out about this crazy teacher who had taken all the desks out of the classroom. The last period of the day, Martha Cothren gathered her class. They were at this time sitting on the floor around the sides of the room. And she says, "Throughout the day no one has really understood how you earn the desks that sit in this classroom ordinarily." She said, "Now I'm going to tell you."
Martha Cothren went over to the door of her classroom and opened it, and as she did 27 U.S. veterans, wearing their uniforms, walked into that classroom, each one carrying a school desk. And they placed those school desks in rows, and then they stood along the wall. And by the time they had finished placing those desks, those kids for the first time I think perhaps in their lives understood how they earned those desks.
Martha said, "You don't have to earn those desks. These guys did it for you. They put them out there for you, but it's up to you to sit here responsibly to learn, to be good students and good citizens, because they paid a price for you to have that desk, and don't ever forget it."
My friend, I think sometimes we forget that the freedoms that we have are freedoms not because of celebrities. The freedoms are because of ordinary people who did extraordinary things, who loved this country more than life itself, and who not only earned a school desk for a kid at the Robinson High School in Little Rock, but who earned a seat for you and me to enjoy this great land we call home, this wonderful nation that we better love enough to protect and preserve with the kind of conservative, solid values and principles that made us a great nation.
"We live in the Land of the Free because of the brave"
Remember our Troops...
Thanks to Jeanette Ford
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The photos on the front of this week’s “Bleat” include The Dream Center Easter Egg Hunt
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Recipe(s) of the week - Mixed Greens with Tomato-Ginger Dressing Copyright, 2005, Robin Miller, All rights reserved Show: Quick Fix Meals with Robin Miller Episode: To Your Health
1 large plum tomato, seeds squeezed out, roughly chopped
1/4 cup chopped oil-packed sun-dried tomatoes
1 tablespoon minced fresh ginger
2 garlic cloves, peeled
1 to 2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
½ cup water
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
6 cups washed mixed greens (any combination of romaine, red leaf, Bibb, Boston lettuce, mustard greens, spinach)
In a blender, combine tomato, sun-dried tomatoes, ginger, garlic, and vinegar. Process until finely chopped. Add water, salt, and pepper and puree until smooth.
Divide greens evenly among 4 salad plates and spoon dressing over top.
Nutrition Information
Nutritional Analysis Per Serving Calories 38
Total fat 1g Saturated fat 0g
Cholesterol 0mg Sodium 173mg
Carbohydrates 6g Protein 1.5g
Fiber 2.5g
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Check out www.journeyfellowshipchurch.com , and go to the Pastor's page on the lower lefthand corner.
Or go to www.dougmcallister.com . There's a page on church planting with Jimmy on it.
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If you’d like to write Dr. Antoon, he’d like to hear from you. This is his current address, the latest of the three federal prison’s he’s been in.
Patrick Antoon #06669-010
Federal Prison Camp-La Tuna
P. O. Box 8000
Anthony, NM/TX 88021
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BreakPoint
With Chuck Colson
Are Christians Terrorists?
By Mark Earley
4/13/2007
What Schools Are Teaching Our Kids
Note: This commentary was delivered by Prison Fellowship President Mark Earley.
Two-and-a-half years ago, Islamic terrorists took 1,200 people hostage at a school in the Russian city of Beslan. They ultimately slaughtered 344 people, including 186 children. The attack brought back memories of the 1999 massacre at Columbine High School, in which two disaffected students shot to death twelve classmates and a teacher.
It is no surprise, then—especially after September 11—that a New Jersey school district felt the need to practice anti-terrorism drills. What shocked students was who the mock terrorists were supposed to be: homeschooling Christian fundamentalists.
It’s another example of how openly those hostile to any forms of Christianity express their contempt.
The anti-terrorism drill was organized by the Burlington Township Police Department. According to the Burlington County Times, the drill scenario described intruders as “members of a right-wing fundamentalist group called the ‘New Crusaders’ who do not believe in separation of church and state.” The storyline also says the mock terrorists were angry because the daughter of one gunman was expelled from school for praying in class. The drill “specified that two armed men invade the high school . . . shoot several students in the hallways, then barricade themselves in the media center with 10 student hostages.”
Not surprisingly, Christian students, parents, and local pastors were upset about Christians being portrayed this way, and conservative media outlets expressed outrage. In response, Burlington township and school officials claimed the scenario was “generic” and did not specify any particular religion.
Oh, please. This is like garbing the police in Arab headdresses, naming them the “New Jihadists,” and then claiming the scenario had nothing to do with Islam.
Nor is this the first time schools have run drills featuring Christian terrorists. Three years ago, a school district in Muskegon County, Michigan, had a similar drill. The terrorists in that case were called “Wackos Against Schools and Education”—homeschooling nuts who detonate a bomb on a school bus.
These drills are more than troubling. They deliberately ignore reality: The killers who have struck at schools—or who attempt to—are either Islamic radicals or disturbed students who are angry at other students or teachers.
Ironically, school districts probably stick the terrorism label on Christians in part because they are too afraid of what Islamic radicals may do if they dare suggest that Muslims might actually be the ones they have to worry about.
These drills are also disturbing in that they are giving impressionable kids an ugly and distorted picture of Christian believers: that we are crazed killers who go after anyone who crosses us. While I suspect older kids will roll their eyes at this depiction, younger children may well absorb the message that Christians really are dangerous.
We ought to protest that message wherever we see it—especially when the mainstream media ignores it, as they have in this case. But we should also be proactive in terms of what message kids do absorb about our faith. We should reach out to local, unchurched kids, offering after-school tutoring, game and movie nights, and camping trips.
There is nothing like knowing a few real followers of Jesus for kids to realize that neighborhood Christians are not murderous wackos, but indeed are followers of the Prince of Peace.
Learn more about how you can purchase ReWired, the worldview curriculum for teens by BreakPoint and TeenMania.
For Further Reading and Information
David Levinsky, “Drill Angers Conservatives,” Burlington County Times, 5 April 2007.
Jim Brown, “Hostage Drill at NJ School Features Mock ‘Christian Terrorists’,” One News Now, 2 April 2007.
Terry Mattingly, “Strange Stories from the World of Religion,” Scripps News, 11 April 2007.
Terry Mattingly, “Generic Fundamentalists Attack Church-State Wall!” Get Religion, 6 April 2007.
John Sanders, “The Christians Are Coming! The Christians Are Coming!” Townhall.com, 5 April 2007.
Jennifer Mesko, “N.J. Drill Casts Christians as Terrorists,” Citizenlink, 4 April 2007.
BreakPoint Commentary No. 060920, “Unleashing the Dogs: Why Are Christians Being Attacked?”
BreakPoint Commentary No. 040913, “Part of a Pattern: Beslan and Beyond.”
The BreakPoint Web site and BreakPoint WorldView Magazine feature Colson’s commentaries as well as feature articles by other established and up-and-coming writers to equip readers with a biblical perspective on a variety of issues and topics.
© 2004-2006 Prison Fellowship
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Words of the Week:
toper: a drunkard; a sot.
obviate: to anticipate and dispose of or make unnecessary.
abecedarian: pertaining to the alphabet; also, rudimentary; also, a beginner.
rivulet: a small stream or brook.
putsch: an attempt to overthrow a government.
brio: vigor; vivacity.
spoonerism: the transposition of usually initial sounds in a pair of words.
from Dictionary.Com
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"Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill." - Barbara Tuchman
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas Edison
"Kindness is not without its rocks ahead. People are apt to put it down to an easy temper and seldom recognize it as the secret striving of a generous nature; whilst, on the other hand, the ill-natured get credit for all the evil they refrain from." - Honore De Balzac
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw
"The chains of habit are generally too small to be felt until they are too strong to be broken." - Samuel Johnson
"Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. The only chance is to treat, not happiness, but some end external to it, as the purpose of life." - John Stuart Mill
"Without heroes, we are all plain people, and don't know how far we can go." - Bernard Malamud
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# UK Mom Pulls Toddler Boys from Car Just Before it Plunges Off a Cliff
# Rutgers Women Show Grace to Imus
# President Bush Applauds Those Who Uphold Life
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# Canadians Issue World Apology for Social Engineering Legislation
# Judge Rules that Texas Children's Hospital Keep 17-Month-Old Alive until Next Court Date
# Statement by President Bush on Stem Cell Bill Veto
# Supposed "Jesus Tomb" Scholars Now Backpedaling on Claims
# Record Church Attendance a Sign of "Cultural Shift" in Australia
# Bush Administration Draws Heavily From Christian Law School
# Parents Bring Pressure to Bear on MPAA to Revise Ratings Standards on Films
# Poll Shows Favorite Bible Verse of British
# Appeals Court to Hear Groundbreaking Argument on Whether Abortion Ends "Human Life"
# Popular TV Drama Depicts Real-Life Contact between Surgeon and Unborn Baby
# Jewish Congregation Offers Use of Their Facility for Christians on Easter Sunday
# American Family Association is Honoring "Welcome Home a Hero" member, Bert Brady
# Prayer Alert: Toddler Struggles for Life in Texas Hospital that Wants to Cut off Care
# New Book Chronicles Einstein's Life...and Belief in God
# Beloved Comic Strip Creator, Johnny Hart, Goes Home to the Lord
# 102-Year-Old Woman Scores a Hole-in-One and Sets World Record
# President Bush's Easter Message: "Give Thanks to the Almighty for the Glory of His Grace"
# A Cup of Suffering and Joy—a Word from Heidi Baker of Iris Ministries
# Australian Church Leaders Prepare Easter Messages: Resurrection, Peace, Truth
# Major League Baseball Greats Kick-Off New Season with Film about Faith on the Diamond—Mike Piazza Shares His Reaction
# Israeli Families of MIAs Write Open Letter to Families and Friends of Released British Hostages—UK Reunion brings Them Hope
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GCF: The Cantor
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Edward) -Tom
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A cantor, the man who sings the prayers at a synagogue, brags before his congregation in a booming, bellowing voice: "Two years ago I insured my voice with Lloyds of London for $750,000."
There is a hushed and awed silence in the crowded room. Suddenly, from the back of the room, the quiet, nasal voice of an elderly woman is heard, "So what did you do with the money?"
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GCF: Lumberjack Wanted
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, David) -Tom
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A large, well-established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.
The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjack's door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to leave.
"Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the skinny man.
"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the lumberjack.
"Take your axe and go cut it down."
The skinny man headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjack's door. "I cut the tree down," said the man.
The lumberjack couldn't believe his eyes and said, "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?"
"In the Sahara Forest," replied the puny man.
"You mean the Sahara Desert," said the lumberjack.
The little man laughed and answered back, "Oh sure, that's what they call it now!"
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GCF: Leaning Slightly
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Lloyd) -Tom
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I have this friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time.
It used to bother me, so I suggested he see a doctor, and have his legs checked out. For years, he refused ... told me I was crazy.
But last week, he finally went, and sure enough, the doctor discovered his left leg was 1/4 inch shorter than his right.
A quick bit of orthopedic surgery later, he was cured, and both legs are exactly the same length now, and he no longer leans.
"So," I said, "You didn't believe me when I told you a doctor could fix your leg."
He just looked at me and said, ... "I stand corrected."
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GCF: Department Baseball
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An interoffice softball game was held every year between the marketing department and the support staff of one company.
The support staff whipped the marketing department soundly.
To show just "how" the marketing department earns their keep, they posted this memo on the bulletin board after the game:
"The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the 2006 Softball Season, we came in 2nd place, having lost but one game all year. The Support Department, however, had a rather dismal season, as they won only one game."
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GCF: Washington DC
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Becky) -Tom
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A teacher asked one of her pupils, "What's the nation's capital?"
The reply was, "Washington D.C."
On being asked what the 'D.C.' stood for, the pupil added, "Dot com!"
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(((\ \>|_/ )_______________________( \_| \\\\ \_/ / \ \_/ ////
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\ _/ "verb" is a noun? \_ /
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(((\ \>|_/ )_______________________( \_| \\\\ \_/ / \ \_/ ////
\ / The only thing so simple \ /
\ _/ that a child can operate it \_ /
/ / is a grandparent. \ \
(((\ \>|_/ )_______________________( \_| \\\\ \_/ / \ \_/ ////
\ / Climate is what you expect. \ /
\ _/ Weather is what you get. \_ /
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(((\ \>|_/ )_______________________( \_| \\\\ \_/ / "I wish there was a knob \ \_/ ////
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[GCFL.net] Dear Abby 03/15/07
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Dear Abby by Abigail Van Buren
03/15/07
NAME GAME GIVES PLEASURE TO THOSE WITH EAR FOR IRONY
DEAR ABBY: I have enjoyed the columns you've printed about people whose names matched their professions, and wonder if you would be interested in an incident that happened to my sister. Her name is Dragony, and she works in a pharmacy located in a medical building. Her license plate reads DRAGONY. Well, someone went into the pharmacy and asked the girl at the counter, "Who is Dr. Agony?" I still laugh when I think about it. -- KATHI IN CALIFORNIA
DEAR KATHI: Funny! Your sister's license plate reminds me of one that belongs to my neighbor, who happens to be an anesthesiologist. Her license plate reads: EPIDURL.
I am still hearing from readers offering names -- and some of them are a hoot. Read on:
DEAR ABBY: Years ago, I was office manager for a printing company that did work for the American Tobacco Co. in North Carolina. The purchasing agent's assistant there was a woman by the name of Flicka Ashe. Can you believe it! -- DOLORES IN SPARTANBURG, S.C.
DEAR ABBY: I have sold real estate for 18 years, and no one ever forgets my name. It's ... BETH NEWHOUSE, MAYVILLE, N.Y.
DEAR ABBY: My grandma fell and broke her hip last summer and had to have surgery. Her surgeon? Dr. Mark Cutright! -- KATHY IN TENNESSEE
DEAR ABBY: Shame on you! How could you forget your fellow member of the Group for Advancement of Psychiatry -- Dr. John Looney? -- FRANCES ROTON BELL, DALLAS
DEAR ABBY: Here's an item that might qualify. It's from the Jan. 16 edition of our local newspaper: "Charles T. Sprinkle, 27, of Sandpoint was cited on a charge of urinating in public at 11:52 p.m. in the 200 block of Main Street." -- LARRY S. IN IDAHO
DEAR ABBY: Would you like more names that match? My optician was named Ralph Glance, my daughter's allergist was Dr. Eitches, and my children's dentist is Dr. Spitz. -- SUSAN K., HAYWARD, CALIF.
DEAR ABBY: When I was in high school, there was a family with the last name "Braa." Guess what the mom's first name was? "Iona"! My initials are "B.S.," but this story is not. -- B.S., FARIBAULT, MINN.
DEAR ABBY: When my sister and I were children, we'd play a game called "I Spy" during road trips from Georgia to Alabama. On one of them we spotted a septic tank installation and maintenance company named "Seth Poole and Sons." -- LARRY IN DOERUN, GA.
DEAR ABBY: I used to work with a young woman named Linda Snow. She met and married a wonderful man. When she did, she became Mrs. Snow-White! -- A FAN, SUN CITY, ARIZ.
DEAR ABBY: My salesman husband was dealing with a particularly difficult client who demanded to speak to the boss. The reply: "I'll be happy to transfer you to him. His name is Robin Hood; if he isn't in, you can speak with his secretary -- Marian!" True story, real people. -- JENNIFER IN HOUSTON
DEAR ABBY: This isn't occupation-related, but I thought you might get a kick out of it anyway. I went to school with twins Esther and Lester Chester and their big brother, Chester Chester Jr. And no, I'm not kidding. -- L. LEGGETT, MAGNOLIA, MISS.
Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, and was founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips. Write Dear Abby at www.DearAbby.com or P.O. Box 69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069.
COPYRIGHT 2007 UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE
Received from Milton Freund.
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[GCFL.net] Devil in the Church
One Sunday morning, everyone in a bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
Received from Milton Freund.
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[GCFL.net] Kid Wisdom
Kid Wisdom
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer.
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
Stay away from prunes.
Don't pull your dad's finger when he tells you to.
Never leave your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
Received from Pastor Tim.
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[GCFL.net] Sign Language for Your Dentist
You know how hard it is to talk to your dentist when your teeth are being cleaned or you are getting a filling? Well, I decided I would make up a sort of sign language that you could use to express yourself without having to mumble.
Below are 10 common things you might wish to say, numbered 1-10. These would be printed on a poster and mounted on the ceiling above the dentist chair.
It would give you something to read since procedures can be boring. When a phrase seems appropriate, you would just hold up the corresponding number of fingers to express yourself.
The dentist would not need to stop to ask you to repeat yourself and could fix the problem right away.
1. Everything is fine, but my nose itches.
2. When you get a chance, there seems to be spit running down my neck.
3. So, I guess you had garlic again for lunch today?
4. You realize that wasn't my tooth that you just poked with that incredibly sharp tool of yours.
5. I would REALLY prefer you didn't do that again.
6. Could you please suction the chunk of debris that you missed before I gag?
7. Remember how I said I was numb? I think I may have been mistaken.
8. Wait a minute -- maybe I am allergic to latex.
9. Just so you know, if I don't get to take a break soon, I may bite you.
10. Please stop asking me stupid questions about myself or I will take that paper mask off your face.
Received from Valerie Goldston.
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[GCFL.net] Kennedy Airport Flight
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY NO!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
Received from Chris Keniston.
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Big Trouble
Two little boys, ages 10 and 8, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it.
If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in discipling children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,
"What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time.....
"GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"
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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next
week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times.
Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."
Thanks to Jim Bussey
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NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!!
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"
And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."
God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes!
And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
Then Satan created HMOs.
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A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe.
So she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbor, Mrs. Goodness, if she would please follow him to school in the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably wouldn't notice her.
Mrs. Goodness said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so she agreed.
The next school day, Mrs. Goodness and her little girl, Marcy, set out following behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighbor boy he knew. She did this for the whole week.
As the boys walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy's little friend noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed to do every day all week. Finally he said to Timmy, "Have you noticed that lady following us to school all week? Do you know her?"
Timmy nonchalantly replied, "Yeah, I know who she is."
The friend said, "Well, who is she"?
"That's just Shirley Goodness", Timmy replied, "and her daughter Marcy".
"Shirley Goodness? Who the heck is she and why is she following us?"
"Well", Timmy explained, "every night my Mom makes me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so much. And in the Psalm, it says, 'Shirley Goodness and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life', so I guess I'll just have to get used to it"!
Thanks to Jeanette Ford
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YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway, but your waiter may know!
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 .... If you haven't, ad d 1756.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number (I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is !!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK
Thanks to Jeanette Ford
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Welcome to You Make Me Laugh, a free newsletter from Crosswalk.com, the world's largest Christian website.
*Perfect Mate*
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain. And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Girl, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
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*Where's Mommy*
One evening after dinner, a five-year-old boy noticed that his mother had gone out and he asked his father, "Where did mommy go?"
In answer to his question, he was told, "Mommy is at a Tupperware party."
This explanation satisfied him for only a moment. Puzzled, he asked, "What's a Tupperware party, daddy?"
The man had always given his son honest answers, so he figured a simple explanation would be the best approach. "Well, son," he said, "at a Tupperware party, a bunch of ladies sit around and sell plastic bowls to each other."
He nodded, indicating that he understood this curious pastime...
Then he burst out into laughter, and said, "Come on, Dad! What is it really?"
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*Distraught Senior*
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition. This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."
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*Walking Recovery*
An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent blood clots forming in the leg veins. The nurses walked the patient in the hall as ordered, and after the third day the nurse told how he complained bitterly each time they did. The surgeon told them to keep walking him.
After a week, the patient was ready to go. His family came to pick him up and thanked the surgeon profusely for what he had done for their father. The surgeon was pleased and appreciated the thanks, but told them that it was really a simple operation and we had been lucky to get him in time.
"But doctor, you don't understand," they said, "Dad hasn't walked in over a year!"
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Eye Laugh
"Coneheads"
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"Other Door"
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"Bucket Load"
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"Dog Face"
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Like a lot of folks, I have a job. I work, they pay me.
I Pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit.
In order to get that paycheck. I am required to pass a random urine test, which I have no problem with.
What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people Who don't have to pass a urine test.
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check, because I have to pass one to earn it for them?
Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping Someone stay seated. Could you imagine how much money the state Would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance Check?
Thanks to Jeanette Ford
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THE EMPTY EGG
Jeremy was born with a twisted body and a slow mind. At the age of 12 he was still in second grade, seemingly unable to learn. His teacher, Doris Miller, often became exasperated with him. He would squirm in his seat, drool, and make grunting noises. At other times, he spoke clearly and distinctly, as if a spot of light had penetrated the darkness of his brain.
Most of the time, however, Jeremy just irritated his teacher.
One day she called his parents and asked them to come in for a consultation. As the Forresters entered the empty classroom, Doris said to them, "Jeremy really belongs in a special school. It isn't fair to him to be with younger children who don't have learning problems. Why, there is a five year gap between his age and that of the other students."
Mrs. Forrester cried softly into a tissue, while her husband spoke. "Miss Miller," he said, "there is no school of that kind nearby. It would be a terrible shock for Jeremy if we had to take him out of this school. We know he really likes it here."
Doris sat for a long time after they had left, staring at the snow outside the window. Its coldness seemed to seep into her soul. She wanted to sympathize with the Forresters. After all, their only child had a terminal illness. But it wasn't fair to keep him in her class. She had 18 other youngsters to teach, and Jeremy was a distraction.
Furthermore, he would never learn to read and write. Why waste any more time trying?
As she pondered the situation, guilt washed over her. Here I am complaining when my problems are nothing compared to that poor family, she thought. Lord, please help me to be more patient with Jeremy. >From that day on, she tried hard to ignore Jeremy's noises and his blank stares. Then one day, he limped to her desk, dragging his bad leg behind him.
"I love you, Miss Miller," he exclaimed, loud enough for the whole class to hear. The other students snickered, and Doris' face turned red.
She stammered, "Wh-why that's very nice, Jeremy. N-now please, take your seat."
Spring came, and the children talked excitedly about the coming of Easter. Doris told them the story of Jesus, and then to emphasize the idea of new life springing forth, she gave each of the children a large plastic egg. "Now," she said to them, "I want you to take this home and bring it back tomorrow with something inside that shows new life. Do you understand?"
"Yes, Miss Miller," the children responded enthusiastically--all except for Jeremy. He listened intently; his eyes never left her face. He did not even make his usual noises. Had he understood what she said about Jesus' death and resurrection? Did he understand the assignment? Perhaps she should call his parents and explain the project to them.
That evening, Doris' kitchen sink stopped up. She called the landlord and waited an hour for him to come by and unclog it. After that, she still had to shop for groceries, iron a blouse, and prepare a vocabulary test for the next day. She completely forgot about phoning Jeremy's parents.
The next morning, 19 children came to school, laughing and talking as they placed their eggs in the large wicker basket on Miss Miller's desk. After they completed their math lesson, it was time to open the eggs. In the first egg, Doris found a flower. "Oh yes, a flower is certainly a sign of new life," she said. "When plants peek through the ground, we know that spring is here." A small girl in the first row waved her arm.
"That's my egg, Miss Miller," she called out. The next egg contained a plastic butterfly, which looked very real. Doris held it up. "We all know that a caterpillar changes and grows into a beautiful butterfly. Yes, that's new life, too."
Little Judy smiled proudly and said, "Miss Miller, that one is mine." Next, Doris found a rock with moss on it. She explained that moss, too, showed life. Billy spoke up from the back of the classroom, "My daddy helped me," he beamed.
Then Doris opened the fourth egg. She gasped. The egg was empty. Surely it must be Jeremy's she thought, and of course, he did not understand her instructions. If only she had not forgotten to phone his parents.
Because she did not want to embarrass him, she quietly set the egg aside and reached for another. Suddenly, Jeremy spoke up.
"Miss Miller, aren't you going to talk about my egg?"
Flustered, Doris replied, "But Jeremy, your egg is empty." He looked into her eyes and said softly, "Yes, but Jesus' tomb was empty, too."
Time stopped. When she could speak again, Doris asked him, "Do you know why the tomb was empty?"
"Oh, yes," Jeremy said, "Jesus was killed and put in there. Then His Father raised Him up."
The recess bell rang. While the children excitedly ran out to the school yard, Doris cried. The cold inside her melted completely away.
Three months later, Jeremy died. Those who paid their respects at the mortuary were surprised to see 19 eggs on top of his casket, all of them empty.
Thanks to Larry Barnes
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It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!
Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you
feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are...
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
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This story is so moving....just one of the many poignant stories that have been told about the monster tornado that hit Enterprise on March 1, 2007. May God bless us all with a heart as full of humility and compassion as our President.......and........may God bless you.....President Bush.
Starr
For those of you from outside Alabama, the town of Enterprise was hit by a tornado on March 1, 2007 during daylight hours and the high school was destroyed; 8 students were killed... The following e-mail was written by a young lady (Tammy) from the Enterprise area to her friend Joey, who apparently shared his e-mail message with a friend named Tina. Tina shared the story with my daughter.
I thought you might want to read this - I'm reasonably sure we won't see it on the evening news.........
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Tina
This e-mail was written by someone in Enterprise. She is relaying a message told by an ABI officer who attends Ridgecrest Baptist Church in Enterprise. The officer was with President Bush when he visited.
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Joey,
There is a man at Ridgecrest who is an ABI officer. He got up last night and told us about having the honor of being paired with one of the secret service men who were with President Bush Saturday in Enterprise. He said when they started walking through the rubble at the school they came upon four students waiting for the President. They were in an area where on the floor there was a emblem that read EHS Class of 65. When the President approached the students he asked which one of you is the president (I assume president of the student body)? One of the girls kind of raised her hand and said I am then she hung her head and started to cry. President Bush wrapped his arms around her and the other three joined them. Barry, the ABI officer said President Bush started to cry and said "It's tough being the president isn't it." Barry said he talked with them a little longer. He said he was very close to the President but couldn't hear every word that was spoken, but he could tell that the President was quoting scripture. After a while the President started walking again and said he wanted the emblem preserved whatever it took. The Mayor then spoke up and said they would take care of it and President Bush turned to him and said "I was speaking to the President." I bet that the Mayor closed his mouth then!!! and then President Bush said "by the way where are my children"? The four students who were lagging behind came running up to him and walked the rest of the way over to the church with him. The media were sent to a different area Barry said. When President Bush got inside the church to meet with the families of those that had been killed the secret serviceman turned to Barry and said this is as far as we go. This is his time with them. Barry then asked him if the President was protected and the secret servicemen said yes, he is protected, but not by us. Barry could hardly contain himself as he was telling us this last night. He said he told the secret service man that he wished everyone could witness what he just did then they could see that the most powerful man in the United States was just another human being, a father, a comforter, a friend and had true compassion for these people. However the media does not portrait that, big surprise! Of course I don't tell this story with the humility that Barry did because he was there, but I thought you might like to hear it. You might want to share it with Paul and Kim.
Thanks to Greg McDaniel
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Volume 12, Number 34 --- 10 Apr 2007
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TODAY'S TOURBUS TOPICS: Hard Drive Failures / GRE Updates
Howdy, y'all, and greetings once again from deep behind the orange curtain in beautiful Irvine, California, where Novgorod forces led by Alexander Nevsky rebuffed an invasion attempt by the Teutonic Knights.
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I apologize for my recent absence. Your fearless bus driver was busy cramming for the GRE and speaking at the Illinois Technology Conference for Educators, Northwest Council for Computer Education conference, and Michigan Association for Computer Users in Learning conference. Oh, and I went to Disneyland too. But I'm back. :)
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What really causes hard drives to fail
Audience: Everyone
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Conventional wisdom states that the more you use your hard drive -- or, for that matter, the hotter your hard drive gets -- the more likely it is to crash. That certainly sounds plausible, but is it true? According to Google, the answer is a resounding "NO!"
How would Google know? Well, remember that when you use Google to search the internet you aren't really searching the internet. You're searching Google's copy of the internet, the files that Google's spiders [a.k.a., "Googlebots"] find, vacuum up, and send back to the Google mother ship. To store all of this data, Google uses a gozillion hard drives [100,000 or more] in its data centers scattered around the world. And like any well-run data center, Google's data centers constantly monitor and record data on the health status of every hard drive.
Google employees Eduardo Pinheiro, Wolf-Dietrich Weber, and Luiz Andre Barroso gathered in-depth data from over 100,000 disk drives deployed throughout Google and discovered that
* Contrary to previously reported results, there is very little correlation between failure rates and either elevated temperature or activity levels.
* However, some SMART parameters (scan errors, reallocation counts, offline reallocation counts, and probational counts) have a HUGE impact on hard drive failure probability.
* Given the lack of occurrence of predictive SMART signals on a large fraction of failed drives, it is unlikely that an accurate predictive failure model can be built based on these signals alone.
Google's complete report, titled "Failure Trends in a Large Disk Drive Population", is a 241 KB, 13 page Adobe Acrobat file that you can download at
http://216.239.37.132/papers/disk_failures.pdf
The bad news is that this report reads a bit like stereo instructions. If you aren't a techie, skip the PDF and check out Gizmodo's or StorageMojo's summaries instead at
http://tinyurl.com/yw7db8
http://storagemojo.com/?p=378
Long story short: Most of what we know about hard drive failure rates and causes is wrong.
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Graduate Record Exams Updates
Audience: Educators and future grad students
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ETS canceled its plans to launch a revised Graduate Record Examinations (GRE) general test in September. This means that the current, 2.5 hour computer adaptive test format -- an argument essay, an issue essay, 30 verbal questions, and 28 quantitative questions -- will continue to be offered for the foreseeable future. You can read ETS' official announcement at
http://tinyurl.com/3yrqed
The GRE is commonly used for graduate school admissions in fields other than business [which uses the GMAT], law [which uses the LSAT], and medicine [which uses the MCAT]. ETS had planned to expand the GRE to a four hour test in September. The new test would have had two 40- minute verbal sections, two 40-minute quantitative sections, one experimental section, and two 30-minute analytical writing essays.
Ouch.
Talking about the GRE, in my December 5th post [which you can still find at http://tinyurl.com/36k7np ] I mentioned I was planning to take the GRE in the quixotic hope of getting into the Ed. D. program at USC. Well, I took the GRE in February and I am proud to announce that I scored a 1300 [660 verbal and 640 quantitative]. Despite my semi- weekly butchering of the English language in my Tourbus posts, my verbal score puts me in the 93rd percentile [only 7% of the test takers scored higher]. And credit for this score goes to fellow Tourbus riders Paul Kanarek and Drew Deutsch at the Princeton Review.
After reading my December 5th post, Kanarek and Deutsch let me test drive the Princeton Review's LiveOnline GRE test prep program at
http://tinyurl.com/38m5ex
LiveOnline offers 20-30 hours of interactive, self-paced online lessons and a mess of practice quizzes that help you prepare for almost anything the GRE will throw at you. Combine that with the Princeton Review's "Hit Parade" vocabulary list [which I wrote down on about 600 index cards], in-depth practice exercises, and the yummy pencil-shaped cookie you get for signing up, and you have a sure-fire way to boost your GRE score by several hundred points.
I'm not sure if my GRE score is high enough to get me into the USC Rossier School of Education's Ed. D. program -- this is, after all, *USC* -- but I owe Kanarek, Deutsch, and the rest of the folks at the Princeton Review a huge debt of gratitude.
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Activities and Events of Interest
Albemarle Employees and Contractors - Steak & Bingo Dinner
Saturday, April 14, at the Magnolia Junior High School Cafeteria from 6:00–9:00 p.m.
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Saturday, April 21/2007 and Sunday, April 22/2007, Defenders of Liberty Barksdale AFB Air Show. Gates Open at 9:am Special Performances by... F-15E Strike Eagle Demo, U.S. Army Black Daggers, Air Force Reserve’s Ed Hamill, C-17 Globemaster III Demo, Shockwave, Gene Soucy & Teresa Stokes, Wyche Coleman, Bill Stein, C-130, A-10, B-2, F-117, Tora 101, MiG-17
http://www.barksdaleafbairshow.com/index.html
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19th Annual Magnolia Blossom Festival & World Championship Steak Cook-Off
May 18 - May 19, 2007
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The Emancipation Proclamation will be on display at the Clinton Library September 22-25, 2007.
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"September 11 WDYTJWD" W. P. Florence
Justice first, then peace."
"September 11" Never forget.--Tony Moses
"ONE NATION UNDER GOD ...the only way"--Phillip Story
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
"Keeping my head down but face toward Heaven" - - Jody Eldred, ABC News Cameraman in Kuwait
"Remember Pearl Harbor? Remember 9/11!" --"Bug"
Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity. - - George Carlin
"Stop telling God how big your storm is. Instead, tell the storm how big your God is!" - - Queen E. Watson
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Weekly Toll - - http://weeklytoll.blogspot.com/
Death In The Workplace w/News & Updates
John Donne - ...any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
A partial list of workplace fatalities.
Worker Dies In Plant Accident
North Dakota - A Hatton, N.D., man was killed Tuesday morning when he got caught in sunflower seed cleaning equipment at a processing plant in the Traill County town, said Sheriff Mike Crocker.
Time Warner worker dies after fall from ladder
Michael Billings, 50, suffered head injuries upon striking the pavement of a parking lot in the 9400 block of Interstate 35, the report stated.
Worker dies after fall from transmission tower
HARRODSBURG, Ky. -- Timothy R. Barker, 42, of Morehead, fell 60 to 70 feet Tuesday,
Federal agency investigating fatal injury at glass business
PAYNE, Ohio - Amanda Moriah Eanes of Payne was carrying a large piece of glass with another female employee with it slipped out of Ms. Eanes' hand and struck her neck, causing severe bleeding,.
Two Vineyard Workers Found Dead
Breaking news today out of Santa Barbara County.
It appears that Regelio Ruiz Reyes, 25, and Ramon Cisneros Acosta, 42, a foreman with the winery for 10 years, drowned in an irrigation basin attempting to clean a filtration system.
Hardware manager is slain in Maywood; Man served on Police and Fire Commission
Jeffrey Lowenthal, 53, Bahcall's longtime store manager, was fatally shot in an apparent armed robbery attempt about 5:30 p.m. Monday
CRASH KILLS NEWSPAPER CARRIER
Roanoke, VA -- Virginia State Police said Robert Bowen's 2007 Ford Fusion hit a patch of ice on Jackson River Road about 3 a.m. Bowen was not wearing a seat belt.
Truck driver killed in crash on Route 581 ramp
Harrisburg, PA -- Gerald F. Keever, 59, of Boas Street, was ejected from the truck when it flipped around 9: 30 a.m.
Sports bar to raise money for slain security guard
LA MIRADA, CA -- Reyes Armando Garcia of Pico Rivera was shot just before 10:30 p.m. Friday by one of a group of people who were refused entry into the sports bar because of their gang attire.
Sawmill worker snagged by blade and killed
St. Louis, MO -- Jose Garcia, 31, of Park Hills, reached inside a large machine at the H & H Sawmill about 10 a.m. to try to keep a saw from jamming; the turning blade snagged his clothing and dragged him in.
Worker killed at Nashville waste water plant
NASHVILLE Tenn. -- Ezequiel Resendiz, 22, of Bonita Springs, Fla., was crushed when a backhoe operator pushed a box of construction materials against the wall at the Dry Creek Waste Water Plant.
Truck driver killed in rollover near Roundup
BILLINGS Mont.-- 77-year-old Jesse Lacock Jr., of Saco, was pinned inside the truck and died at the scene.
Trucker dies in fiery wreck
Kansas City, MO -- The truck driver (An Gang, 48) was killed in the crash, which occurred on northbound I-435 near the I-35 split.
Cabbie shot to death in robbery setup, charges say
Brooklyn, NY -- Green and White driver Jim Moody arrived with no idea that he had driven into a trap laid by two gunmen who wanted his money, authorities said.
Texan falls to his death at Port of Shreveport-Bossier
TX - Authorities said they were unsure how far Anthony Shands fell. The 72-year-old Gilmer resident had been connecting cables on the 150-foot tower
Wharton County game warden shot and killed in high speed chase Friday night
PIERCE, TX - Texas Parks and Wildlife Game Warden Justin Hurst, who would have turned 34 today, was shot and killed following a high-speed chase.
Electrical Worker Dies After Equipment Fell On Him
GREENWOOD, Ind. -- Christopher Hartsock was replacing a transformer in Greenwood when he was trapped underneath a piece of equipment that had fallen on him.
Engineering firm worker dies from fall off high-rise
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. - Ed Salvano, 57, was on the 14th floor of the Coral Ridge Towers East when his harness broke
Athens farm worker killed at crossing
AL - Gerald Dean Jernigan, 67, was using an Ag-Chem Terra-Gator to spread fertilizer on fields south of the railroad tracks at the time of the crash
Oil Field Worker Dies In Crash
NEOLA, UT - 29-year-old Thomas J. Starkey from Neola was heading toward Roosevelt on his way to work when he drifted off the road and crashed
Construction worker dies in trench collapse
CA - Daniel Contreras, 32, of Oxnard was standing in the 4-foot-deep trench about 8:50 a.m. when walls of loose dirt and shale fell in on him
Sheriff's deputy dies in car collision
CA - Deputy Manuel Villegas, 33, of Indio died at the scene
Roofer falls to his death after roof collapse
AL - Charles Michael Lammons, who was employed by Kiker Roofing & Sheet Metal Contractors of Mobile.
One dead, one injured in accident at mine
GLENFORD, OH — David Flowers, 44, of Somerset, died after some sort of mining accident
Fort Smith Police Officer Killed
AR - Thirty-three-year-old Officer Daniel C. Martinez was shot in the head last night and died later at a hospital.
Bridge worker dies in boating accident
PASS CHRISTIAN, MS — Steve Inscore, 47, of Wimberly, Texas, died in the Tuesday's crash, when the crewboat he was driving struck a barge just north of the construction site of the U.S. 90 bridge over the Bay of St. Louis.
Police ID Construction Worker Killed In Shooting
POMONA, Calif. - Carlos Edward Gonzalez, 18, of Huntington Park, was shot at Oak Street and Mission Boulevard
Construction accident leaves worker dead
LEXINGTON, SC – Pascual Francisco was declared dead at the scene of the accident,
Worker dies after falling
ROCK SPRINGS, MT - Leo Greyeyes, 49, of Kayenta, Ariz., fell Tuesday morning and died of head and chest trauma, according to Deputy County Coroner Travis Sanders.
OSHA probing worker’s fatal fall
NY - Jonathan Fundalinski died following a fall through an open stair shaft at the historic Webb Building at 92 Pearl St.
Store Manager Killed Trying To Stop Burglar
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. -- Mahmoud Mansour, tried to stop the man from escaping.
U.S. Forest Service officer killed in crash
BUCKLEY, Wash. – U.S. Forest Service Officer Shane Wyrsch was driving home on Highway 410 near Buckley Monday night when a pickup crossed the center line and slammed into him head-on.
Man Killed In Farming Accident
HENNESSEY, Okla. - Joe Charles Sedlak, 82, was found dead Monday evening about 10 miles east of Hennessey and three miles south of Oklahoma 51, officers said. He was apparently working the ground with the tractor when the accident happened.
Dallas officer dies in shootout
DALLAS, TX - Mark Timothy Nix, 33, who had been on the force nearly seven years, was declared dead at Parkland Memorial Hospital,
Man Dies After Fall Down Air Shaft
CLEVELAND, OH -- 28-year-old Jason Whitt was working on Thursday inside heating and cooling ducts when he fell four stories down a vertical shaft.
Police investigate death of construction worker
PLAINFIELD, Ill. - 49-year-old Karl Reed of Joliet was pronounced dead yesterday afternoon. Reed was struck by concrete that fell from a crane cable.
Second officer dies after Moncks Corner shooting
SC - 26-year-old Marcus Stiles died Monday morning. Forty-year-old Officer Lonnie Wells was killed Sunday afternoon.
Construction worker dies after falling from roof
GRAND RAPIDS TOWNSHIP, Mich. - Alvaro Mancera was pronounced dead today at a hospital in Grand Rapids.
Worker killed on job was everyone's favorite
MI - Don Witt always had a smile on his face and usually had a good joke to share. The 53-year-old Bailey man was the center of his family and a favorite of his co-workers. was killed Friday after the cap of a pressurized water pipe struck him in the chest
Fourth day on the job
AVALON, PA - A 35-year-old McKees Rocks-area man was killed Friday morning when he became trapped under a concrete slab Ivan Johnson died accidentally of asphyxiation from the barrier compressing his body.
Woodburn man dies in oil-tank explosion
OTHELLO, OR -- State and federal safety investigators identified the dead worker as Michael Taylor, 60, of Woodburn.
87-Year-Old Farmer Trampled To Death By His Cows
VERNAL, Utah - 87-year-old Cecil Holmes of Vernal died after two of the cows have calves and they become very protective and must have thought they were in danger.
Painter dies following industrial accident at UMass construction site
MA - Rejean Chicoine, 55, of Springfield was spray painting beams on a scissors aerial lift when he became lodged between a beam and the lift
OSHA launches investigation of fatal ADM plant accident
DECATUR, IL - Francisco Moreno Garcia, 26, suffered severe burns from steam. He had burns over 87 percent of his body
http://weeklytoll.blogspot.com/2007/04/weekly-toll-death-in-american-workplace.html
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NEVER FORGET! We're listing the names of our soldiers killed weekly. These records can be found at http://www.defenselink. mil/releases/
01. Sgt. Forrest D. Cauthorn, 22, of Midlothian, Va., died April 5 in Hawijah, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his unit came into contact with enemy forces using small arms and grenades during combat operations. His death is under investigation.
He was assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 27th Infantry Regiment, 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division, Schofield Barracks, Hawaii.
02. Spc. Jay S. Cajimat, 20, of Lahaina, Hawaii, died April 6 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when a vehicle-borne improvised explosive device detonated near his unit. He was assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 16th Infantry Regiment, 4th Infantry Brigade Combat Team, 1st Infantry Division, Fort Riley, Kan.
The Department of Defense announced the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. The soldiers died from wounds suffered Apr. 4 in Taji, Iraq, when an improvised explosive device detonated near their vehicle. They were assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 8th Cavalry Regiment, 1st Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas. Killed were:
03. Staff Sgt. Jerry C. Burge, 39, of Carriere, Miss.
04. Cpl. Joseph H. Cantrell IV, 23, of Ashland, Ky.
The Department of Defense announced the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died April 4 in Baghdad, Iraq, when an improvised explosive device detonated near their vehicle during combat operations. They were assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 12th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Infantry Division, Fort Carson, Colo. Killed were:
05. Spc. Walter Freeman Jr., 20, of Lancaster, Calif.
06. Pfc. Derek A. Gibson, 20, Eustis, Fla.
07. 1st Lt. Phillip I. Neel, 27, of Maryland, died April 8 in Balad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his unit came in contact with enemy forces using grenades. His death is under investigation.
Neel was assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 8th Cavalry Regiment, 3rd Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.
08. Spc. Conor G. Masterson, 21, of Inver Grove Heights, Minn., died April 7 in Eastern Afghanistan of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle. Masterson was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 4th Infantry Regiment, Hohenfels, Germany.
The Department of Defense announced the death of three sailors who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died April 6 from enemy action while conducting combat operations near Kirkuk, Iraq. Killed were:
09. Chief Petty Officer Gregory J. Billiter, 36, of Villa Hills, Ky.
10. Petty Officer 2nd Class Curtis R. Hall, 24, of Burley, Idaho.
11. Petty Officer 1st Class Joseph A. McSween, 26, of Valdosta, Ga.
All three sailors were assigned to Explosive Ordnance Disposal Unit Eleven, Whidbey Island, Wash.
The Department of Defense announced the death of three soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died April 6 in Baghdad, Iraq, when an improvised explosive device detonated near their vehicle during combat operations. They were assigned to the 1st Battalion, 18th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 1st Infantry Division, Schweinfurt, Germany. Killed were:
12. Capt. Anthony Palermo, 26, of Brockton, Mass.
13. Spc. Ryan S. Dallam, 24, of Norman, Okla.
14. Pvt. Damian Lopez Rodriguez, Tucson, Ariz.
15. Sgt. Adam P. Kennedy, 25, of Norfolk, Mass., died April 8 in Diwaniyah, Iraq, of wounds suffered with his unit came in contact with enemy forces using indirect fire. Kennedy was assigned to the Headquarters and Headquarters Company, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division, Fort Richardson, Alaska.
16. Sgt. Todd A. Singleton, 24, of Muskegon, Mich., died April 8 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his unit came in contact with enemy forces using an improvised explosive device and small arms fire. He was assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 5th Cavalry Regiment, 1st Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.
17. Cmdr. Philip A. Murphy-Sweet, 42, of Caldwell, Idaho, died April 7, as a result of enemy action in the vicinity of Baghdad. He was operationally assigned to Joint Contracting Command, Multi-National Force – Iraq and was deployed from his permanently assigned command of Naval Inventory Control Point, Mechanicsburg, Pa.
The Department of Defense announced today the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died April 8 in Baghdad, Iraq, when their unit came in contact with enemy forces using an improvised explosive device and small arms fire. They were assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 69th Armor Regiment, 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 3rd Infantry Division, Fort Benning, Ga. Killed were:
18. Staff Sgt. Harrison Brown, 31, of Prichard, Ala.
19. Pfc. David N. Simmons, 20, of Kokomo, Ind.
The Department of Defense announced the death of four soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died Apr. 7 in Zaganiyah, Iraq, when an improvised explosive device detonated near their unit. They were assigned to the 5th Squadron, 73rd Cavalry Regiment, 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 82nd Airborne Division, Fort Bragg, N.C. Killed were:
20. Capt. Jonathan D. Grassbaugh, 25, of East Hampstead, N.H.
21. Spc. Ebe F. Emolo, 33, of Greensboro, N.C.
22. Spc. Levi K. Hoover, 23, of Midland, Mich.
23. Pfc. Rodney L. McCandless, 21, of Camden, Ark.
24. Staff Sgt. Jesse L. Williams, 25, of Santa Rosa, Calif., died April 8 in Balad, Iraq, of wounds suffered from small arms fire while conducting combat operations in Baqubah, Iraq. Williams was assigned to the 5th Battalion, 20th Infantry Regiment, 3rd Brigade, 2nd Infantry Division (Stryker Brigade Combat Team), Fort Lewis, Wash.
25. Spc. Clifford A. Spohn III, 21, of Albuquerque, N.M., died Apr. 9 in Karmah, Iraq, of wounds suffered when the enemy attacked his location with indirect fire. Spohn was assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 509th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division, Fort Richardson, Alaska.
26. Pfc. Kyle G. Bohrnsen, 22, of Philipsburg, Mont., died April 10 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds sustained when his vehicle hit an improvised explosive device. He was assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 12th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Infantry Division, Fort Carson, Colo.
27. Sgt. Raymond S. Sevaaetasi, 29, of Pago Pago, American Samoa, died April 11 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his vehicle struck an improvised explosive device. He was assigned to the 15th Brigade Support Battalion, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.
28. Sgt. Raymond S. Sevaaetasi, 29, of Pago Pago, American Samoa, died April 11 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his vehicle struck an improvised explosive device. He was assigned to the 15th Brigade Support Battalion, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.
The Department of Defense announced the death of three soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died Apr. 9 in Baghdad, Iraq, when an improvised explosive device detonated near their vehicle. They were assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 17th Field Artillery Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Infantry Division, Fort Carson, Colo. Killed were:
29. Spc. Ismael G. Solorio, 21, of San Luis, Ariz.
30. Pfc. Brian L. Holden, 20, of Claremont, N.C.
31. Pvt. Brett A. Walton, 37, of Hillsboro, Ore.
32. Cpl. Jason J. Beadles, 22, of La Porte, Ind., died April 12 in Baghdad, Iraq, of a non-combat related injury. The incident is under investigation. He was assigned to the 887th Engineer Company, 326th Engineer Battalion, 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault), Fort Campbell, Ky.
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Ten Missing WWII Airmen are Identified
The Department of Defense POW/Missing Personnel Office announced today that the remains of ten U.S. servicemen, missing in action from World War II, have been identified and will be returned to their families for burial with full military honors.
They are 2nd Lt. Raymond A. Cooley, of Leary, Texas; 2nd Lt. Dudley R. Ives, of Ingleside, Texas; 2nd Lt. George E. Archer, of Cushing, Okla.; 2nd Lt. Donald F. Grady, of Harrisburg, Pa.; Tech. Sgt. Richard R. Sargent, of North Girard, Pa.; Tech. Sgt. Steve Zayac, of Cleveland, Ohio; Staff Sgt. Joseph M. King, of Detroit, Mich.; Staff Sgt. Thomas G. Knight, of Brookfield, Ill.; Staff Sgt. Norman L. Nell, of Tarkio, Mo.; and Staff Sgt. Blair W. Smith, of Nu Mine, Pa.; all U.S. Army Air Forces. The dates and locations of the funerals are being set by their families.
Representatives from the Army met with the next-of-kin of these men in their hometowns to explain the recovery and identification process and to coordinate interment with military honors on behalf of the secretary of the Army.
On April 16, 1944, a B-24 Liberator crewed by these airmen was returning to the aerodrome at Nadzab, New Guinea, after bombing enemy targets near Hollandia. The aircraft was altering course due to bad weather and was proceeding to the aerodrome at Saidor, but it never returned to friendly lines.
In late 2001, the U.S. Embassy in Papua New Guinea notified the Joint POW/MIA Accounting Command that wreckage of a World War II bomber had been found in Morobe Province. Early the next year, a JPAC team surveyed the site and found aircraft wreckage and remains. They also collected more remains and Grady’s identification tag from local villagers who had found the items at the crash site.
Later in 2002, a JPAC team began excavating the crash site and recovered remains and crew-related items, including identification tags for Knight and Smith. The team was unable to complete the recovery, and another JPAC team re-visited the site two weeks later to complete the excavation. The team found additional remains and identification tags for Sargent and King.
Among dental records, other forensic identification tools and circumstantial evidence, scientists from the JPAC and the Armed Forces DNA Identification Laboratory also used mitochondrial DNA in the identification of the remains.
For additional information on the Defense Department’s mission to account for missing Americans, visit the DPMO Web site at http://www.dtic.mil/dpmo or call (703) 699-1169.
http://icasualties.org/oif/default.aspx
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Please remember to pray for the American soldiers stationed everywhere around the globe and especially in Iraq. Times have been and are very tough and it would be nice if you would all just say a prayer for their safety and for their families.
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Scheduled Activities
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Columbia County Amateur Radio Club meets Every second Thursday @ 7:00 p.m. Union Street Station. And YOU'RE invited. Net is every Sunday at 20:30 on 147.105.
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MCC - "Faith Builders" Small group meets the second and fourth Tuesdays, 6:30 pm to 7:45 pm.
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MCC - Mom's Day Out - Every Tuesday and Thursday from 9 to 2.$10 for the first child, $5 for the second. Call 234-3225 for reservations.
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MCC - Nursing Home Ministry - Meadowbrook Every Tuesday from 10 to 11 am. Taylor, the last Thursday each month.
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Men's Prayer Breakfast held every Tuesday morning at 6 AM in Miller's Cafeteria. If you aren't a regular participant at the Men's Prayer Breakfast, you're missing some great food, fellowship and inspired teaching of the Word. Hope to see you there.
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Emergency Phone Number 911
(Fire, Police, Ambulance, Sheriff, etc. )
Central Dispatch 234-5655
(Non - Emergency Number)
Direct Numbers
Ambulance - 234-7371 (24 Hour)
Jail - 234-5331 (24 Hour)
Poison Control - 800-222-1222 (24 Hour)
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"There is not enough darkness in the world to put out the light of one candle."
"Laugh whenever you can and cry if you need to." -- "Bug"
"I read the end of the book. We win!" -- "Bug"
"We may not be able to cure the world, but we don't have to make it sicker." -- "Bug"
"There just ain't enough fingers for all the holes in the dike." - - "Bug"
"It's no big deal doing what God tells you to do. A big deal would be NOT doing what God tells you to do. Just ask Jonah." - - Paul Troquille
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"Information is the currency of democracy." - Jefferson
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